We’re small-batch -
big-attitude chocolate

Assorted colorful chocolates with various shapes and splatter patterns on a black tray.

Made for indulging, gifting, and living deliciously. Our menu evolves constantly because we’re always chasing what tastes good right now—and honestly, we get bored fast.

Illustration of a cow skull with long horns, with two metallic-looking straps behind it, set against a black background.

Colorful, glossy chocolates with various finished decorations, arranged on a dark surface.

We make things in small batches, retire flavors without warning, and invent new ones on a whim (or based on how our group chat is feeling). We price like we actually care what’s in it.

Need custom boxes for your crew, clients, or coven?

We do bulk orders with flair and flavor.

A digital collage featuring a human skull, colorful flowers, a cloud, two gray hands, and celestial objects, creating a surreal and symbolic scene.

Let’s get into it.

Our Boxes are curated in real time.
We reserve the right to change what’s in your box—based on what’s fresh, seasonal, or sparking joy in the kitchen.